15 Civilizations Described in One Sentence Part 2

Sparta: Did you look at me funny?! You’re sentenced to death.

Xia Dynasty: We may or may not be the first Chinese dynasty, but our existence is up to debate.

Sami People: The first true Ethnic group to inhabit Scandinavia.

Mongol: You killed my envoy? Peace was never an option.

The Huns: We put the last nail in the Eastern Roman Empire’s coffin via mass relocation.

Koryaks: We have two names, and both are centred around reindeers.

Tarumanegara: We have Indigo; no, not the book store.

Odrysian Kingdom: Our first king died at the age of 92, quite impressive since he lived in 400 BC.

Celts: Did you know that we once covered most of Europe?

Wessex: Scandinavia, can you please stop attacking me for five minutes!?

Hepthalite: We help Khavad retain his throne, twice. Surely his son Khosrau won’t end us... Right?!

Tibet: Did you know that we used to own an empire with a big ass army?

Maori: Fancy a tattoo?

Rapa Nui: We accidentally screwed up the whole ecosystem of the Eastern Island, whoops!

Aztec: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!