20 Gods and Goddess in one sentence

-Thor: every problem tends to look like a nail.

-Thunder Bird: Thor’s pet that went to America.

-Dagda: One of the most powerful deities of his pantheon, good thing he’s a very nice guy.

-Ra: Does your god fight a snake demon of darkness every day to prevent the end of your world?

-Oni: Has the power to make the Hulk look like a pushover and the malevolence to make Sauron look like a benevolent god; fortunately he has the intelligence of a rock.

-Gaia: your family doesn’t get along? Tell her about it.

-Shiva: My last argument with my wife got so bad that Brahma had to interfere.

-Sol and Mani: Do you have any idea how stressful it is to spend your whole life being pursued by two bloodthirsty wolves that want to kill you?

-Quetzalcóatl: according to some legends, my parents are a human and an ... emerald?

-Nuada: Guys, I left for five minutes and look at the mess you created.

-Morpheus: I gave people dreams and they can’t even remember who I am.

-Hera: Sometimes I feel like I’m the only reasonable person around.

-Seth: Why do people think I don’t like my brother Osiris?

-Loki: So, anyway, I started scheming.

-Kamapua’a: I started a war over some chickens, and I lost...

-Jade Emperor: I absolutely hate monkeys.

-Monkey King: Believe me, you won’t find a more unkillable guy than me.

-Svarog: damn, what a crazy dream I just had.

-Shango: It seems that being a god of thunder is an easy trip to become famous and powerful.

-Shuten Doji: Remember what we said about Onis being dumb in the 5th point, I was the only exception.